Strategy + Copy
Fact: You'll Experience More Success Selling to Real Humans When You Act + Sound Like One.
You no longer need a business suit and tie to fly. And you sure as heck don't need to follow the rules of 8th grade English when you're writing copy for your business. Except the Oxford comma—it's a professional sword I'm prepared to die on. For my business and yours. You're welcome.
Whether you're a tech company using a lot of engineer-speak or a health and wellness coach with a desire to connect, I've got you covered. Let's get organized then strip the industry lingo down to its skivvies and use words people will actually understand. You know what happens when people understand what you're selling?
Money. Lots of money.
Whether you're a tech company using a lot of engineer-speak or a health and wellness coach with a desire to connect, I've got you covered. Let's get organized then strip the industry lingo down to its skivvies and use words people will actually understand. You know what happens when people understand what you're selling?
Money. Lots of money.
Here's the ice cream scoop.
- We hop on a totally free 30-minute call and discuss you + your business. Let's make sure we click + this is the right package for you. We'll be together 6 weeks so it's important we jive.
- When we're both feeling it, you reserve your spot with a 25% deposit to lock in your kick off date.
- When your perfect date rolls around (April 25?) you put down an additional 50% and we'll kick off with a strategy call before diving deep into the ideal marketing strategy for your business and tonal checks. From there it's full drafts of your copy + 2 rounds of revisions ensuring you get high-converting copy that includes all your personal preferences.
- You receive a beautifully organized Google Drive or Dropbox folder with all the goods once the remaining 25% of your project fee is paid in full.
What you get—because let's be honest. It IS all about you.
This package takes 4-6 weeks to complete. During our time together, we'll decide on a 3, 6, or 12-month marketing strategy for your business. From there, we tackle copy projects like:
- Brand strategy: What the heck is your hook? Do you need one? Together we'll develop the "thing" that's uniquely you.
- Blog posts: Developing your story in a way that inspires your readers to take action.
- Nurture sequences: Why did the customer subscribe to your email list? To get quality content—obviously.
- Social media: Creating posts that exactly no one will scroll past.
- Sales funnels: Set up the emails and take a big step back. Forget about them—but watch your bank account grow. Seriously.
- Ad Suites: There's a trick to ensuring people who see your ads give a crap. Let's tap into it.
- Opt in offers + LPs: Digital products that actually attract your people. Enticing information that breeds interest. Landing pages that actually convert.
- Headline revamp: Eighty percent of your readers will only absorb your headlines. Better make those count, eh?
$5997 and up
Still not sure you're ready to hand over your money?
Why you should hire a pro: Bottom line is that the right words make all the difference between hello, sale! and a big, fat slump. While there's nothing wrong with writing your own copy, utilizing a pro gives you an opportunity to make a bigger impact in your corner of the internet gaining you bigger profits and a fully loaded back account.
Why you should hire me, in particular: In addition to being really good at this, I actually give a shit about your success. Everything you receive is customized for your business. Your voice. Your style. No canned template-style crap here.
What's the investment: It depends on the custom project I build out for you and what needs to be included. The minimum investment is $5997 and includes not only industry reconnaissance and an amazing marketing strategy but also unique content that fits your brand. In other words, your business receives my full attention.
Is there a payment plan: Yes! All projects are broken up into a 25%/50%/25% pay plan. A different plan may be possible.
Can I get a refund: Potentially. The 25% up front fee is non-refundable. It can, however, be transferred to a different kick-off date.
Can we tighten up the timeline?: Totally. Keep in mind that the tighten the timeline, the larger your investment. Granted if you want to skip the waiting list and get crazy fast results on a single project (ie: one page of your website, 2-3 nurture sequences, 3-4 blog posts) then Buy My Day may be a great fit.
I love you! How do I book a slot: Woah, there, Sweet Cheeks. How about dinner first? KIDDING! Let's DO this!