Buy My Day
Good news—I can be bought.
Which sounds a little call girl-ish (can I say “call girl" in a sales pitch?) but that's not what I do.
Instead, I’m about to share how you can buy my content writing services for an entire day, getting you results in record time. 🤯
Are you into that idea? Please keep reading. 👇
Want meaningful content written for your business within a day? Allow me to tackle it for you.
In a single day you’ll come into possession of unique content that has the power to convert your “maybe’s” into “take my $$$$’s.”
With this process there shall be no, “proposed start-date.” Nor will you have to entertain extended deadlines, prolonged project management, or endless back-and-forth email communication—is she being passive-aggressive?
Instead you receive instant gratification. And call me a noob, but if given the choice between s’mores cake NOW versus s’mores cake NEXT WEEK? Is this a choice people are faced with? It’s awful.
Are you into that idea? Please keep reading. 👇
Want meaningful content written for your business within a day? Allow me to tackle it for you.
In a single day you’ll come into possession of unique content that has the power to convert your “maybe’s” into “take my $$$$’s.”
With this process there shall be no, “proposed start-date.” Nor will you have to entertain extended deadlines, prolonged project management, or endless back-and-forth email communication—is she being passive-aggressive?
Instead you receive instant gratification. And call me a noob, but if given the choice between s’mores cake NOW versus s’mores cake NEXT WEEK? Is this a choice people are faced with? It’s awful.
$1997 flat
Wondering if this is the right fit for you? Here's what you look like.
👉 You’re a great fit if you’re an online businesswoman, especially if you are an expert or industry thought-leader.
👉 Business is going well! You have big things happening for you—but you lack the time (or interest) to create high-converting content for updated web pages, lead pages, email campaigns, etc.
👉 Then again, you know great content as soon as you read it.
👉 You don’t rely on knights with white horses to save you but you do believe in the beauty of women helping other women.
👉 You’re looking for a content pro (hi!) who can bring your ideas to life on the internet and convert prospects into sales.
👉 Business is going well! You have big things happening for you—but you lack the time (or interest) to create high-converting content for updated web pages, lead pages, email campaigns, etc.
👉 Then again, you know great content as soon as you read it.
👉 You don’t rely on knights with white horses to save you but you do believe in the beauty of women helping other women.
👉 You’re looking for a content pro (hi!) who can bring your ideas to life on the internet and convert prospects into sales.
$1997 flat
But how much can I possibly knock out in a day?
Haven't you heard? Writing is my superpower. But the short answer is that it depends on your goals. Let’s daydream for a minute:
- Create the content you’ll need for an upcoming launch or promotion. From an LP to social media posts to a drip campaign, you share your vision and I’ll give it legs. Not literally because I don’t keep legs lying around. Would be creepy if I did. Speaking of, does anyone else listen to My Favorite Murder?
- Update your entire sales copy sequence. You know—the boring “thank you for subscribing,” “don’t forget this item in your cart,” bland mumbo jumbo you stick with because it was already done for you?
- Map out your content—including an entire idea bank—for a 6-month period so you know what you need to write and when it needs to post ensuring you receive maximum exposure for your business.
- Rewrite multiple pages of your website, ultimately helping you gain better leads and more consistent sales.
- A short eBook for the super cool opt-in idea you have.
- Granted, there are dozens of other things we could accomplish together within a day. Book your call and tell me what you have in mind.
Still not sure you're ready to hand over your money?
Why you should hire a pro: Bottom line is that the right words make all the difference between hello, sale! and a big, fat slump. While there's nothing wrong with writing your own copy, utilizing a pro gives you an opportunity to make a bigger impact in your corner of the internet gaining you bigger profits and a fully loaded back account.
Why you should hire me, in particular: In addition to being really good at this (I've helped start-ups go from $0 to 7-figures in a matter of months) I actually give a shit about your success. Everything you receive is customized for your business. Your voice. Your style. No canned template-style crap here. Plus, you deal with me straight. You're happy? Talk to me. You're mad? Talk to me. There's no middle woman.
What's the investment: You get 6 uninterrupted hours of my time at a steal—only $1997.
Is there a payment plan: Yes! You'll owe 50% to hold your spot and the remaining 50% will be due before the final files are turned over to you.
Can I get a refund/change my day: Potentially. The 50% up front fee is non-refundable. It can, however, be transferred to a different Buy My Day date.
I love you! How do I book a slot: Woah, there, Sweet Cheeks. How about dinner first? KIDDING! Let's DO this!
***The calendar below will allow you to set up a 30-minute slot for us to discuss your project. A 50% deposit will be due at the time of booking with the remainder due 24 hours prior to the chosen day.***