You ever find yourself thinking about grass? How it always seems to be greener on someone else’s lawn?
And I’m speaking metaphorically here because if we were talking in terms of actual nature, well—now seems like the right time to share that I’ve managed to kill a few succulents.
I researched pots. There was soil analysis. I spent money on miracle grow.
“But Allison, you can’t kill a succulent.”
“But Allison, succulents thrive in dry conditions.”
Well. Hold my Fairy Castle Cactus, Cathy.